Acting
John Thomson
Born 2 April 1969 in Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
164 credits
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
Acting 159
- TBALegends Of Stand-Up And Bernard RightonSeriesBernard Righton
- TBASally Lindsay's Quiz NightSeriesSelf - Team Captain
- 2026NightbornFilmJon's Father
- 2026Break ClauseSeriesAlan
- 2025Fackham HallFilmBill
- 2025Art DetectivesSeriesWilliam Titchfield
- 2025The People BeforeFilmKnotweed Man
- 2025Secret Life of the Auction HouseSeriesSelf - Narrator (voice)
- 2025Celebrity PuzzlingSeriesSelf - Panellist
- 2024The GentlemenSeriesFrank
- 2024CaptivatedSeriesGeoff
- 2024The 1970s: Those Were the DaysSeriesSelf - Narrator
- 2024Ricky, Sue & a Trip or TwoSeriesSelf
- 2023Caroline Aherne: Queen of ComedyFilmSelf
- 2023The Royle Family - Down the Back of the SofaFilmSelf
- 2022Sister Boniface MysteriesSeriesLeonard Monk
- 2022DodgerSeriesFarmer Grundles
- 2022Celebrity LingoSeriesSelf - Contestant
- 2022Red Riding Hood: After Ever AfterFilmPlank
- 2022Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & MoreFilmSelf
- 2022Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of LaughsFilmSelf
- 2022Best Year EverSeriesSelf - Actor
- 2021Last Train to ChristmasFilmVic
- 2021The Weakest LinkSeriesSelf
- 2021Paul Sinha's TV ShowdownSeriesSelf - Contestant
- 2021Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!FilmNarrator
- 2021Les Dawson Lost TapesFilmSelf
- 2020McDonald & DoddsSeriesJimmy Daly
- 2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesFilmSelf/Various Characters
- 2020Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable YearsFilmSelf
- 2020The Fast Show: More Blooming CatchphrasesFilmSelf
- 2020Dog Loves BooksSeriesDog (voice)
- 2019BrassicSeriesColin Popov
- 2019This Time with Alan PartridgeSeriesJoe Beasley
- 2019Being Frank: The Chris Sievey StoryFilmHimself
- 20197 Up & MeFilmSelf
- 2019Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets UnwrappedFilmNarrator
- 2018Celebrity CatchphraseSeriesSelf
- 2018The People's VetSeriesSelf - Narrator
- 2018Shane the ChefSeries
- 2017Richard Osman's House of GamesSeriesSelf - Contestant
- 2017Dying LaughingFilmSelf
- 2017Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor CarFilm
- 2016GrimsbyFilmBob Tolliver
- 2016Dara O Briain's Go 8 BitSeriesSelf
- 2016Billionaire BoyFilmLen
- 2016Alan Partridge's Scissored IsleFilmKevin Ruddock
- 2016Bargain-Loving Brits in the SunSeriesSelf - Narrator
- 2016Caroline Aherne at the BBCFilmSelf - Presenter
- 2015Fungus The BogeymanFilm
- 2014Alan Davies: As Yet UntitledSeriesSelf
- 2014Northern SoulFilmTerry
- 2013Father BrownSeriesJohn Banks
- 2013PlebsSeriesMr. Adolphus
- 2013The Job LotSeriesKevin
- 2013Through the KeyholeSeriesSelf, Self - Panelist
- 2013The MimicSeriesNigel Lord
- 2013Tipping Point: Lucky StarsSeriesSelf - Contestant
- 2013CatchphraseSeries
- 2013Strange Hill HighSeriesVarious (voice)
- 2013Obsessive Compulsive CleanersSeriesSelf - Narrator
- 2013Help PointFilmStephen
- 2013DementamaniaFilm
- 2013PulpFilmDave Burns
- 2013The Power of DartsFilmNarrator (voice)
- 2012Evidently... John Cooper ClarkeFilmHimself
- 2012Uncle Wormsley's ChristmasFilmMr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
- 2012BBC Comedy FeedsSeriesSteve
- 2011Death in ParadiseSeriesDCI Chris Ricketts
- 2011The Jonathan Ross ShowSeriesSelf
- 2011Celebrity Antiques Road TripSeriesSelf - Participant
- 2011The Chase: Celebrity SpecialSeriesSelf
- 2011SootySeriesThe Boss
- 2011The Lock UpSeriesNarrator
- 2010The Road to Coronation StreetFilmHarry Kershaw
- 2010The Royle Family: Behind the SofaFilmSelf
- 2009Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need MedleyFilmBill (Flowerpot Man)
- 2009Angela and FriendsSeries
- 2009Big TopSeriesGeoff
- 2009Heads or TailsSeriesSelf - Contestant
- 2008InkheartFilmDarius
- 2008Celebrity JuiceSeriesSelf
- 2008Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding DongSeriesSelf
- 2008All Star Mr & MrsSeries
- 2007SkinsSeriesSam Brooks
- 2007KingdomSeriesNigel Pearson
- 2007MobileSeriesRay Bould / Hypnotherapist
- 2007Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'FilmSelf - Narrator (voice)
- 2007Engineering the World RallySeriesHimself - Narrator
- 2006Waterloo RoadSeriesNelson Smith, Nelson Taylor
- 2006New Street LawSeriesCharlie Darling
- 2006The DealerFilmBat
- 2006Ghosthunting With...Series
- 2005Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-RabbitFilmMr. Windfall (voice)
- 20058 Out of 10 CatsSeriesSelf
- 2005The F WordSeries
- 2005Monkey TrousersSeries
- 2004BlackpoolSeries
- 2004Fat SlagsFilmForeman
- 2003Celebrity MastermindSeriesSelf - Contestant
- 2003The Terry and Gaby ShowSeries
- 2003Comic Relief Does Fame AcademySeries
- 2003Appointment with Dr. TerribleFilmInterviewee – Actor
- 200224 Hour Party PeopleFilmCharles
- 2002Johnny Vaughan TonightSeriesSelf
- 2002A Tribute to the Likely LadsSeriesFlint
- 2001Murder in MindSeriesAlan Squires
- 2001Dr Terrible's House of HorribleSeriesSir Donald Tyburn
- 2001Dog Eat DogFilmFootball Coach
- 2001Station JimFilmHarold
- 2001Bill and BenSeriesBill (voice)
- 2000Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)Series
- 2000Born RomanticFilmFirst Cab Driver
- 1999The Flint Street NativityFilmChristian Jerrums / Innkeeper
- 1999It's Only TV But I Like ItSeriesSelf
- 1999The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?Film
- 1999Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast ShowFilmSelf
- 1998Cold FeetSeriesPete Gifford
- 1998Up 'n' UnderFilmStan
- 1998The Fast Show LiveFilm
- 1998Ted & RalphFilmVicar
- 1998Roger RogerSeriesBarry
- 1998You Are HereFilmPeter Keggy
- 1997Midsomer MurdersSeriesCooper Steinem
- 1997The Man Who Knew Too LittleFilmDimitri
- 1997The Girl with Brains in Her FeetFilmMr. Loughborough
- 1996Silent WitnessSeriesDI Warren Bull
- 1996Never Mind the BuzzcocksSeriesSelf - Panellist
- 1996Pond LifeSeries
- 1996VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue HoneymoonFilm
- 1996Roger RogerFilmBarry
- 1996Saturday LiveSeriesCabbie
- 1995The Young Poisoner's HandbookFilmNathan
- 1995Crapston VillasSeries
- 1995Coogan's RunSeriesFat Bob
- 1995Fist of FunSeriesPied Piper of Hamelin
- 1995The World of Lee EvansSeriesCustomer
- 1995Dangerous LadySeriesLee Ryan
- 1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgeSeriesJoe Beasley, Petty Officer Alan Partridge
- 1994The Fast ShowSeriesVarious Characters
- 1994The Day TodaySeriesTreasurer
- 1994Pie in the SkySeriesAndrew Vernon
- 1994Ready, Steady, CookSeriesSelf - Guest
- 1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdFilmBernard Right On/Various
- 1994Smashie and Nicey: The End of an EraFilmSimon Joke
- 1994Pauline Calf's Wedding VideoFilmFat Bob
- 1993Shooting StarsSeriesSelf
- 1993HarrySeriesRoyo
- 1993Paul Calf's Video DiaryFilmFat Bob
- 1992Men Behaving BadlySeriesKen
- 1992Blue HeavenSeriesWaiter 2
- 1992The WeekendersFilmPoliceman 1
- 1992The Dead Good ShowSeriesVarious
- 1991Soldier SoldierSeriesSgt Dunn
- 1991Murder Most HorridSeriesDaniel Hoffmeyer
- 1991Paul Merton: The SeriesSeries
- 1990The WordSeries
- 1988This MorningSeriesSelf
- 1964Top of the PopsSeriesSelf - Host
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